tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34803777.post-42144495803673887832006-01-01T01:00:00.013-05:002007-06-15T11:58:55.474-04:00

Dear Orakle: I done worked my whole retchful life, nigh a hunnert 10 years, and cain't read nuthin' but the mule kicks on 'shine (X X).  So my 8 year old Teddy3 reads your writin' to me (y'all near blinded the boy lookin' up words in The Dictionary!) and he's writin' this here letter. Any-hoot, I has to ask: how in tarnation did'juh come to Orakulate so good? - Hiram McGizzle, Heathens Holler

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