tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34803777.post-12174949995813585552006-01-01T01:00:00.003-05:002007-05-22T16:51:45.506-04:00

Dear Oracle: My dear young wife Fatima and I had our hearts broken when our little dog Fester (like Lester, but with an F) died.  We break down crying every time we see his hairs stuck to the sofa or look in his bedroom, where he "lies in state" in a beer cooler full of ice with his stumpy little legs shot up in the air. I was a sportswriter for a local paper until my legs went stiff (from

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